Saturday, May 14, 2005

Looseferian Theorology

Of course the most famous delicacy is the Delicacy itself. Some people calls it the Bald Eagle, but the bird is really known as a Delicacy to the Stratlings - those being the beings whom occupy the stratosphere of Earth - those beings who sometimes dip too low with themselves or their things, and ultimately confuse the Earthlings.

However, the feeling is mutual for the Stratlings - whom also fire concentrated beams of plasma at the tips of earth-born intercontinental ballistic missiles, sending the giant rockets tumbling off into space. Between the two races, many things they have are shared and are similar, however they of course have different uses and meanings for all things, especially names.

The Bald Eagle is named the Delicacy, for example; however the definition of delicacy is dissimilar from the Earthling's meaning - which is a rare find of sorts, used mostly in the context of delisciousnessness. The Stratlings' definition of "delicacy" is what would be something like "traditional" to Earthlings. So the Delicacy is something like a chicken, really - this is of course why the Bald Eagle, or the Delicacy is such a rare species, because it is constantly consumed by the Stratlings.

Of course, knowing this and being native (within the past three hundred years) to the United States is an atrocity to hear that such a valuable symbol to the country is consumed by physically higher beings as if it was nothing more than a traditional sustinance for foreign stomachs - or as the Stratlings call their primary digestive organ, the Bald Eagle, and then it's produced digestive materials, Deepsouth, which waits for deliverance within the Suburbs, which are the intestinal tract; the whole "digestive system", infact, is called the "Projects" by the Stratlings.

Some of this might seem symbolic, ironic, and almost grotesqley transcendent into Earthling society, but that's because the people who made these words we speak, and the forum of which we speak in, were Stratlings - they were secret Stratling agents who infiltrated Earthling society less than 2,100 years ago.

It seems unbelievable, or what the Stratlings would call "religion", that such a thing is possible - that the Stratlings actually created the success, or what the Stratlings would call "perjury", which has made Earthlings look so smart - especially within the past hundred years or so.

From above, the young Stratlings watch the little Earthlings down below them, inhaling what the Earthlings call "green house gasses", but what the Stratlings call "oxygen".

Of course, it was the oil companies whom are influenced mostly by these Stratlings. As known by many Earthlings and Stratlings, when oil's kinetic energy is spent, the bi-product are many different types of oxides which for Earthlings spell "green house gasses", but for Stratlings spell "oxygen" and "energy". It was so important that the Stratlings caught up the Earthlings, for without the Earthlings' energy expenses, the Stratlings would not be able to efficiently grow their technologies; this is why the Stratlings infiltrated Earthling society.

On a typical day, the expenses of energy produced from one average Earthling fleet (1,000 domestic automobiles) will provide enough energy and oxygen for one Stratling for one day; these beings are quite smart, but are obviously inefficient.

When all energy on Earth is spent, the Stratlings will leave Earth and colonize the stratosphere of another poor planet that's full of malleable beings. After this, Earthling society as it is today will cease to continue, and will slowly revert back to it's orginal state. Earthlings will pick up where they left off; they will hunt, kill, and cannibalize one another just to stay alive, just like animals would. But the word that Earthlings now know as "peace" will then be forgotten, and only the Stratlings will remember that they named such a meaning "earth".

Earth be with you.